Well I was drivin' through georgia round a bout july
On a day hot enough to make the devil sigh
I sae a homemade sign, written in red
said rhine county watermelon festival ahead
Well I wasn't in a hurry so I slowed down
Took a two lane road to a one horse town
There was a party goin' on when I got there
I heard a welcome speach from a small town mayor
He said we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine
Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine
Help yourself to some but obey the law
If you drink don't drive do the watermelon crawl
Well the band started playin', the watermelon queen
Said let me show you somethin' that you ain't never seen
She grabbed me by the arm said come on let's go
She dipped down, spun around and do se doed
She rocked back on her heels, dropped down to her knees
She crawled across the floor then jumped back on her feet
She wiggled and she giggled, beat all you ever saw
Said this is how you do the watermelon crawl
Now if you're ever down in georgia round about july
If you ain't in a hurry you oughtta stop by
I can gaurantee that you're gonna have a ball
Learnin' how to do the watermelon crawl
