She was standin' at the front door when I came home last night
Good Book in her left hand and a rollin' pin in her right
She said you come home for the last time with a whiskey on your breath
If you don't listen to my preachin' boy i'm gonna have to beat you half to death
Gimme just one more last chance before you say we're through
I know I drive you crazy baby it's the best that I can do
We're just a-good old boys-a makin' noise, I ain't runnin' around on you
So give me just one more last chance before you say we're through
First she hid my glasses 'cause she knows that I can't see
She said you ain't goin' nowhere boy 'til you spend a little time with me
Then the boys called from the honky-tonk, said there's a party goin' on down here
Well she might have took my car keys, but she forgot about my old John Deere
