People say i'm no good and i'm crazy as a loon
'Cause I get stoned in the mornin' I get drunk in the afternoon
Kinda like my old blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade
I ain't got no money but I damn sure got it made
And I ain't askin' nobody for nothin' If I can't get it on my own
if you don't like the way i'm livin, 'ya just leave this long haired country boy alone
Preacher man talkin' on tv puttin' down my rock and roll
Wants me to send a donation 'cause he's worried about my soul
Jesus walked on the water and I know that is true
But sometimes I think that preacher man 'ud like 'ta do a little walkin' too
(CHO)
Porr girl wants to marry, rich girl wants to flirt
Rich man goes to college and a poor man goes to work
A drunkard wants another drink a wine
And a politician wants to vote
I don't want much a nothin' at all
But I will take another toke
(CHO)